Your Gliss Is On My List - Heavy Cotton Tee Crew neck " and then go back

" and then go back to their shift at Red Lobster

Nothing says "I'm still relevant" quite like a t-shirt with a nostalgic

this shirt is guaranteed to leave your potential non-musician suitors in a state of confusion that will spiral into an abyss of deep introspection and self-doubt

and corporate layoffs

Whether you're staying safe in the Shire or braving it past the Edge of the Wild into Mirkwood and beyond

Your Gliss Is On My List - Heavy Cotton Tee Crew neck " and then go backNothing says "I'm still relevant" quite like a t shirt with a nostalgic, somewhat obscure 80's reference. Throw in a pun and everyone will be calling you "dad" before you know it. If it's groans, eye rolls, or blank stares you're after, then look no further.