Way back in the day, people used to play with a ton of those "artifact" cards -- you remember, Icy Manipulator, Winter Orb, Juggernaut, Mirror Universe -- even the five Mox brothers had a night at the opera
The bell is absolutely massive and it jingles and brings joy, so it belongs on this list of festive MTG cards
Iroas says we always have good attacks, and lets you just keep Firebending as much as you like, because your attacking creatures wont take damage
Betor scales with your board's toughness, drawing cards at 10, untapping everything at 20, and halving opponents' life totals at 40
Narset discovered the Stormnexus Ritual in an ancient archive and, although initially hesitant to use the potentially dangerous magic, was convinced by other clan rebellion leaders that this was the only path forward