Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Condition:Moderately Played each player chooses five lands

each player chooses five lands they control and sacrifices the rest

choose target permanent that player controls

Set: Commander 2014 Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{G} At the beginning of your upkeep

return Pulse of the Tangle to its owner's hand

If a player does either

Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Condition:Moderately Played each player chooses five landsSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Ape Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{G}{G}{G} Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1 1 green Ape creature token. "I desire the acquisition of a potassium rich fruit comestible of *substantial* magnitude."